::There is not enough "Fuck you" in the world to describe the impotent rage he feels at Russia's amusement. His anger is not funny, Gottverdammt!::

Да, but you're also... you. And anyone who's happy about your presence needs their head examined.

::Case in point: Belarus. And yes, that Да was deliberate and mocking.

Which may go right over Russia's head.

Gottverdammt.::

D'you need anything else while you're here?

::Because he'd rather deal with him slightly longer today than get contacted again in a week for something else...::