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[gewehrundblut]

::There is a brief moment of silence before the phone begins to ring.

Or, rather, sing.

~Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! When we're living our dream!~

We're sorry, but- the awesome Prussia! -is not available. Please leave your message at the tone.

BEEP.::





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[unionjackoff]

[Brauen and raupen? ...well, it's not too much of a stretch. England bristles in his seat, but he can't very well express his actual feelings about the fact that Prussia made two caterpillars based off of his eyebrows kiss. especially not after their fight.

...he called it a love story. dammit]

From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bite me.

Is that so. All right then.

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From: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bite me.

Hey you wanna see another cool emoji I figured out? Who am I kidding of course you do.

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Ugh, I'm so glad he fell for that.

::Prussia pinched the bridge of his nose, willing away the headache that pressed at the edge of his consciousness.

Fuck vodka. Fuck Russia. Fuck Poland. Fuck the first bastard, whether he be Russian or Polish, who first desecrated a potato in such a heinous fashion. But most importantly? Fuck. Vodka. (And none of these in the fun way. More like, set a sword-gun on fire, dip it in hydrofluoric acid, and use that as a dildo.)::

Heh heh. Man this little crawling caterpillar is cute, though! I'm a genius~ He better praise me for sharing this with him!

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[unionjackoff]

[it takes England a while to reply to this one. not because he's busy, but because he's frustrated! thank goodness he is living alone and can fume in private. STUPID PRUSSIA. why is he being so friendly after letting England down?

but. he can't leave it alone. more like, he can't leave Prussia alone. England is just as worried about him as he is about America]

From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: (no subject)

What is that supposed to be?

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From: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Hey, I was going somewhere with all those Re:s

It's supposed to be a caterpillar inching along a branch! Gott! Use your eyes for more than just decoration Artie

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[unionjackoff]

From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: And just where were you going?

I suppose I can see it. Sort of. People will make art out of anything, won't they?

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From: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BANANAPHONE

text is TOTALLY a valid artistic medium

see? i'm more than just some barbarian

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[unionjackoff]

From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: What?

Tell me that once you put a piece up in a museum.