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[gewehrundblut]

::There is a brief moment of silence before the phone begins to ring.

Or, rather, sing.

~Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! When we're living our dream!~

We're sorry, but- the awesome Prussia! -is not available. Please leave your message at the tone.

BEEP.::





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[gewehrundblut]

::He is fairly certain he does have some say in the matter.

Regardless, he also already knows what his answer will be. An alliance of any sort with Russia? He'd have to be either drunk out of his mind or absolutely insane to agree to such a thing on Russia's terms. Maybe if someone else were heading up the alliance... but, no.

He is no one's property, nor is he Russia's friend.::

Y'always did know the way to a man's heart. ::He's being mildly sarcastic, of course. Even if he can't deny the appeal of a war.::

But giving me time to think isn't gonna change my answer. It'll be a cold day in Hell before I ally myself with you.

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[nyet]

[ THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS CHEST—and russia would know, his falls out all the time.

but all prussia gets is just another gracious smile, and a little laugh, like a giggle. ]

Then it must have been a very cold day in 1764.

Like I said, think about it.

[ because russia doesn't like taking no for an answer, and after all, hell is always frozen over when russia's around. ]

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[gewehrundblut]

::Right between the third and fourth rib, to be precise.

And, Goddamnit, that makes him laugh, though his is more a short bark of a sound.::

Fucking freezing, Arschloch.

Now take your ammo and piss off.

::But Prussia loves giving no for an answer!::

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[nyet]

[ and therein lies russia's main problem with exactly all of the people who irritate him the most! ah, if only everyone was as agreeable as the baltics... ]

Увидимся позже, Пруссия.

[ AND OFF HE GOES with his shiny new ammo! with any luck, you won't see him in here again for at least another month, tops. other places... well, don't get your hopes up. ]