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gewehrundblut::There is a brief moment of silence before the phone begins to ring.
Or, rather, sing.
~Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! When we're living our dream!~
We're sorry, but- the awesome Prussia! -is not available. Please leave your message at the tone.
BEEP.::
VOICE || TEXT || VIDEO || ACTION || GIFTS || CARRIER PIGEON || SMOKE SIGNALS || ETC
Or, rather, sing.
~Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! When we're living our dream!~
We're sorry, but- the awesome Prussia! -is not available. Please leave your message at the tone.
BEEP.::
VOICE || TEXT || VIDEO || ACTION || GIFTS || CARRIER PIGEON || SMOKE SIGNALS || ETC
[email/action]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:25 am (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: But that means I'm not allowed to text ever!
I dunno. it's just caterpillars. Raupen. cute little fuzzy worms that turn into pretty butterflies. Not much to talk about there.
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::He chuckles softly to himself as he sends that message.:: Augenbraupen! ::Caterpillar brows! Well. More like eye caterpillars, but one cannot be too particular when making a portmanteau.::
That's what I'll call 'em when I edit the story.
[email]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:28 am (UTC)To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: The world would be a better place.
So the awesome caterpillar was not anyone in particular?
[email]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:33 am (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Bite me.
Nah, why would he be?
...
Unless you want him to be someone in particular?
`¬´
[email]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:36 am (UTC)To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Bite me.
You named the story "Eyebrows."
[email]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:40 am (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Bite me.
It was supposed to be "Caterpillars". Translating from German is so hard when you're drunk, you know?
::Worst. Liar. Ever.::
[email]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:46 am (UTC)...he called it a love story. dammit]
From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bite me.
Is that so. All right then.
[email/action]
Date: 2015-03-07 08:54 am (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bite me.
Hey you wanna see another cool emoji I figured out? Who am I kidding of course you do.
((((( ..)_____
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Ugh, I'm so glad he fell for that.
::Prussia pinched the bridge of his nose, willing away the headache that pressed at the edge of his consciousness.
Fuck vodka. Fuck Russia. Fuck Poland. Fuck the first bastard, whether he be Russian or Polish, who first desecrated a potato in such a heinous fashion. But most importantly? Fuck. Vodka. (And none of these in the fun way. More like, set a sword-gun on fire, dip it in hydrofluoric acid, and use that as a dildo.)::
Heh heh. Man this little crawling caterpillar is cute, though! I'm a genius~ He better praise me for sharing this with him!
[email/action]
Date: 2015-03-07 09:00 am (UTC)but. he can't leave it alone. more like, he can't leave Prussia alone. England is just as worried about him as he is about America]
From: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: (no subject)
What is that supposed to be?
[email]
Date: 2015-03-11 05:09 am (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Hey, I was going somewhere with all those Re:s
It's supposed to be a caterpillar inching along a branch! Gott! Use your eyes for more than just decoration Artie
[email]
Date: 2015-03-11 05:47 am (UTC)To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: And just where were you going?
I suppose I can see it. Sort of. People will make art out of anything, won't they?
[email]
Date: 2015-03-11 11:11 pm (UTC)To: Arthur Kirkland <akirkland@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BANANAPHONE
text is TOTALLY a valid artistic medium
see? i'm more than just some barbarian
[email]
Date: 2015-03-12 03:35 am (UTC)To: Gilbert Beilschmidt <gbeilschmidt@ceres.net>
Date: November 13
Subject: What?
Tell me that once you put a piece up in a museum.